Description
Some people say smoking is a bad habit. This goose says it’s a public service.
Our Thank You For Holding Your Breath While I Smoke embroidered hat features a completely unbothered goose enjoying a cigarette while politely thanking everyone around him for their patience. Equal parts chaotic and polite, this design hits that perfect lane of unhinged internet humor and blue collar sarcasm.
Embroidered in house for crisp detail and long lasting wear, this hat is built on a classic structured trucker style with a tall crown and curved brim that fits right into dive bars, bonfires, job sites, or anywhere sarcasm is appreciated.
It’s the type of hat that gets double takes, laughs, and at least one person saying Where did you get that?
Perfect for
• People who appreciate sarcastic humor
• Smokers with a sense of humor
• Meme lovers and internet chaos enjoyers
• Anyone who enjoys hats that start conversations
Features
• Premium embroidered design
• Structured trucker style fit
• Curved brim with classic rope detail (on select colors)
• Durable stitching that won’t peel or fade
• Designed and embroidered in-house
Warning: Wearing this hat may cause strangers to laugh, shake their head, or immediately ask where you bought it.
