Description
Shanked It ’Cause I Saw a MILF on 7 – Funny Golf Hat
Spotted a baddie on hole 7 and ruined your short game? Same. This embroidered dad hat is for the real golfers—the kind who keep one eye on the green and the other on the MILFs cruising by in a golf cart. Featuring bold white stitching, vintage rope trim, and a gold-crowned golf ball on the side, this cap says what every man actually thinks mid-swing.
Perfect for:
• Bachelor party foursomes
• That one buddy who never breaks 90 but always breaks hearts
• Sunday scrambles with zero self-control
Details:
• 100% structured cotton twill
• Embroidered front text: “SHANKED IT CAUSE I SAW A MILF ON 7”
• Side icon: Golf ball with gold crown
• Snapback closure, one size fits most
• Embroidery-safe and beer-resistant*
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WARNING:
Not responsible for actual shanks, MILFs, or divorce filings caused by excessive wear.
You were locked in. Lined up your shot. Mid-backswing… boom—MILF on the 7th fairway. Shanked it into the woods. Again.
This hilarious golf hat is a badge of honor for players who let their eyes wander and their game suffer. With bold embroidery and vintage trucker vibes, it’s perfect for anyone who plays 18 with one hand on a beer and both eyes on the cart girls.
Whether you’re slicing tee shots or flirting with the beverage cart staff, this hat keeps your priorities straight.
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PRODUCT FEATURES
• Premium Cotton Twill: Durable, breathable, and built for the beer cart life.
• Crisp Embroidery: Bold, high-contrast white lettering that pops harder than your driver slice.
• Side Crown Logo: Gold crown golf ball detail—because you’re royalty in the rough.
• Vintage Rope Trim: For a classic country club-meets-trailer-park aesthetic.
• Snapback Fit: One size drunkenly fits most.
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PERFECT FOR:
• Your degenerate golf league
• Bachelor parties on the back nine
• Gifting your friend who keeps blaming “wind”
• Couples’ tournaments you show up to hungover
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CUSTOMER REVIEWS
“Wore this to my buddy’s wedding golf outing—shanked every drive but left with a bridesmaid.”
– Chad W.
“Cart girl read it and gave me a free beer. 6/5 stars.”
– Kyle L.
“My wife hates it. I love it. We’re even.”
– Dave G.
