Description
I Kinda Wish You Were Touching Me Inappropriately Hat – Flirty Dad Cap for Bad Decisions
Description:
When subtlety isn’t your strong suit and flirting is a full-contact sport, this hat says exactly what your inner voice is screaming. The “I kinda wish you were touching me inappropriately right now” hat is your new go-to for first dates, bar crawls, and making strangers uncomfortable at Target.
Embroidered in bold white thread on a classic black dad cap, this one-size-fits-most menace is equal parts funny, horny, and oddly romantic. Whether you’re shooting your shot or starting HR paperwork early, this hat does all the talking.
Perfect for:
• Getting kicked out of family functions
• Bachelorette weekends
• Tinder profile pics
• Letting your crush know what time it is
Details:
• 100% cotton, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with brass buckle
• Professionally embroidered for maximum inappropriateness
• Guaranteed to get at least one awkward laugh per wear
🎯 Add to cart before you catch feelings.
Tags:
funny hat, inappropriate hat, flirty hat, dad cap, edgy humor, NSFW hat, novelty gift, bachelorette hat, Tinder hat, horny hat
