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FORKLIFT CERTIFIED™ Hat – Sober Enough to Operate
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🚨 Warning: Extreme Certification Drip Ahead 🚨
You asked for workplace safety with a side of chaos — and we delivered. The FORKLIFT CERTIFIED™ Trucker Hat is the official uniform for anyone who’s just barely sober enough to operate heavy machinery and proud of it. Whether you’re actually OSHA-certified or just spiritually qualified by the power of vibes and beer pong trophies, this embroidered hat screams “hire me, but maybe double-check my BAC.”
Featuring high-quality yellow stitching on black, this retro-style dad hat gives off serious “union guy who knows where the bodies are buried” energy. It’s flat-out perfect for warehouse warriors, weekend welders, forklift fanatics, and that one cousin who swears he can “drive anything with wheels.”
Product Highlights:
- Embroidered patch: FORKLIFT CERTIFIED™
- Tagline: Sober Enough To Operate a Forklift (legally debatable)
- Classic rope bill and trucker crown – vintage meets reckless
- Adjustable snapback – one size fits almost all heads and egos
- Black hat, yellow bold letters – think Caterpillar, but more chaotic
Perfect for:
- Warehouse workers with a sense of humor
- Forklift operators who moonlight as legends
- Groomsmen gifts, birthday laughs, and OSHA violations (just kidding… kind of)
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🛒 Buy now before HR sees this.
Because safety third, but style first.
