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Limited Edition Hat — The Kiss Cam
When CEO and HR boss got caught in a concert kiss cam scandal at the Gillette Stadium Coldplay concert, the world was never the same. What started as a quiet night under the stars turned into a viral video, a thousand memes, and an entire workplace ethicsdebate — all set to CM awkward joke: “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.”
Duck & Cover HR Approved Hat custom Embroidered Inspired by CEO Legendary HR Moment Cap
This Duck & Cover: HR Approved hat commemorates the Foxborough kiss cam moment that turned a CEO into a legend (or cautionary tale — TBD pending board investigation). Whether you’re hiding from HR, your spouse, or the stadium jumbotron, this cap is your armor.
👀 Why you need this hat:
✅ Embroidered in bold black and HR-red (just like CEO cheeks).
✅ “Duck and cover” approved — and tested in public performance reviews.
✅ Protects you from workplace gossip, meme photographers, and maybe your divorce lawyer.
✅ Works as parody merchandise and official apology gift.
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📈 Includes all the trending vibes:
Concert CEO scandal. Kiss cam casualty. Viral but not vital. CM saw everything. LinkedOut. Divorce speculation. Toxic leadership rumors. Not your HR problem anymore. Either affair or shy. Workplace pipeline meets pipeline crouch. Embarrassed reaction department. Gillette Stadium legend. Meme material since 2025.
Whether you’re the Caught-in-Embarrassment Officer or just a fan of good office humor, this hat is your ticket to staying in on the joke — and out of the headlines.
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💬 The memes wrote themselves:
🪑 “Stupid games get stupid prizes.”
🎥 “When you drop your side-hustle on the big screen.”
🫣 “CEO of PDA.”
🤦 “New office policy: no PDA near jumbotron.”
💔 “The wife’s divorce lawyer can’t stop laughing.”
😂 “Fake apology, real memes.”
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📜 Collect the phrases that went viral:
🎯 ColdplayGate Survivor
🎯 Caught on Kiss Cam
🎯 CEO: Caught & Embarrassed Officer
🎯 LinkedOut
🎯 HR Handles More Than Benefits
🎯 Public Display of Awkwardness
🎯 I Took My Sidepiece to Coldplay
🎯 Not the Guy on the Jumbotron
🎯 Chris Martin Saw Everything
🎯 Meme Material Since 2025
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🧢 Office-safe or spicy — we’ve got you:
Office Humor Hats: HR Approved 💋 | CEO of PDA | Embarrassed Reaction Dept. | Performance Review: Public | Board Meeting on the Jumbotron | Toxic Boss, Iconic Scandal | Public Display of Awkwardness | LinkedOut | Meme Material Since 2025 | Not Your HR Problem Anymore.
Spicy Hats: I Took My Sidepiece to Coldplay | Side Hustle Sidepiece | Coldplay > Alibi | Divorce Lawyer’s Favorite Client | Not My Wife, Not My Problem? | Duck & Cover Club | Coldplay Crouch™ | Either Affair or Shy | Awkward Since Coldplay Tour | Chris Martin Saw Everything.
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🪩 Wear it if you dare.
Because whether you’re at a Coldplay concert, a company happy hour, or just trying to survive the meme fest — this hat is the perfect blend of scandal, sass, and HR‑approved shade.
💻 Get yours before they’re pulled like Andy’s LinkedIn.
🎟️ “Go big or go viral…” — Coldplay Crouch™
